Christian One-Liners (sent to me by a friend who lives in the deep south)



Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't

belong.



The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in

conclusion."



If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the

one it has.



God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why

should you?



To make a long story short, don't tell it.



Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.



Peace starts with a smile.



I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it

make which one you stay home from?



Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.



Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.



Don't put a question mark where God put a period.



Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.



Forbidden fruits create many jams.



God grades on the cross, not the curve.



God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over

"religious nuts!"



God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.



He who angers you, controls you!



If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!



Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!



The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.